Title: Dresses
Author: Saida
Fandom: Hey! Say! JUMP
Pairing: Takayama, Okajima, mention of Hikanoo
Genre: Fails fluff? and awkward crack
Word Count: 1496
Notes: Written for HSJ-thon 2009 (Prompt 15. 5 times Yamada ended up in a dress + 1 time Yuto did). Oh gosh! This is sooooo FAILLLSSS!!!! >.< I HAVE LOST MY TOUCH COMPLETELY AT WRITING....GAAAAH~! Anyway, I hope you'll enjoy nonetheless...~ Comments are always appreciated...^^
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the boys.
(1)
Yamada raises his eyebrow at Chinen and Yuto as soon as he entered JUMP's dressing room. "What are you doing?" There were lots of papers, pencils, and colour pencils lying around, and both said members were sprawled on the floor, looking depressed.
"We've lost our muse," they said dramatically.
"In other words, Dai-chan escaped," Keito added in, flipping to the next page of his book.
"Now we need someone else to be our model," Yuto said.
Suddenly, Chinen had a bright idea. He looked at Yamada, then looked again at Yuto with a mischievous smile. Yuto was blur for awhile. A few seconds later, his light bulb turned on. He returned Chinen's mischievous grin. Then, slowly, they looked at Yamada, snickering mischievously. Sensing two pairs of eyes on him, Yamada opened his eyes.
"What?" he asked his two bandmates. The two of them just laughed; a laughter that sounded like 'Ohohoho'. Yamada's vein twitched. "No hell no," he said.
"Please," they went on their knees, moving closer towards Yamada. Keito on the other hand, just sat there, reading.
"I know Yuuyan would be happy seeing you in it," Chinen added in out of the blue.
"E-Eh?" Yamada looked at Chinen with widened eyes.
"Yush!" Chinen replied. "Yuuyan loves this kind of thing."
Yamada looked down, a blush crept on his face. Chinen was close to Takaki, other than himself, so he knew Chinen knows things that a lot of people don't know about Takaki.
"So, what do you say Yama-chan?" Yuto asked.
"Yes," he said it so softly that no one can hear him.
"Excuse me?"
"I said," Yamada let out a deep breath, looking at Yuto and Chinen, "yes."
Yuto and Chinen stood up. "Follow us, please," they grinned from ear to ear. Still blushing, Yamada followed the two to the changing room. Keito shook his head. "They just have to say Takaki, and they caught Yama-chan between thir fingers," he said to himself, turning the page to his book.
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After drawing what they needed, Yuto and Chinen, along with Keito went for ice cream.
Chinen licked his ice cream, "Yuto, are you sure it's okay to leave Yama-chan at the jimusho."
Yuto, with his free hand around Keito's waist, said, "It's okay. Takaki-kun is still at the jimusho, he'll take care of Yama-chan."That made Yuto receive a smack from Keito. Yuto looked at his lover. "What? I didn't mean it that way."
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Yamada yawned, slowly opening his eyes. 'Itai,' he thought. His neck hurts. Of course, he had been sleeping in a sitting position for hours. "Darn Yuto and Chinen," he muttered, veins twitching. "Why did they have to take so long to draw anyway?"
Then, Yamada heard a voice. "Ryo-chan?" Yamada looked up. Takaki was there, looking at his with a raised eyebrow. When Yamada finally realized what Takaki's looking at, he immediately sat properly on the couch. Yamada blushed scarlet. How could he have forgotten that he was wearing a dress? Takaki must have seen his underwear, he thought.
"Uhm, why are you in a dress?" Takaki asked, moving closer towards Yamada. Takaki had been having a dancing rehearsal with Kamenashi for the performance to promote Gokusen's newest movie, so he had been out all day.
"Uhh..." Yamada stood up. The dress was above his knees. For some reason, Yamada suddenly felt so self-conscious. He played with the end of the skirt, pulling it down, as if it'll become longer.
"Cat ears?" Takaki smirked seeing the feline's ear on Yamada's head. Takaki closed the distance between them. "And a maid outfit huh?" Takaki licked his lips.
"Yuuyan," he said, blushing red. He was caught off guard when Takaki suddenly crashed their lips together. "Yuuyan, what-..."
"Don't you know what my secret fetish is?" he whispered huskily in Yamada's ear.
'So Chinen was telling the truth,' Yamada thought before his mind went blank when Yuuyan kissed him yet again, forcing his tongue into Yamada's mouth, pinning his hands above his head.
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(2)
"I have to WHAT?!!!" Yamada yelled in surprise when the magazine staff members told him what he has to wear for the photoshoot.
"Well, recently we did a survey for the next magazine issue an-..."
"W-WHat did you ask in the survey?" Yamada asked, massagng the bridge of his nose.
"Uhm...which Hey! Say! JUMP members would you like to see in a dress and..."
"And...?" Yamada looked at the staffs with a raised eyebrow.
The staffs shivered when Yamada glared stared at them. The head of the staffs cleared his throat. "90% of them wants to see Yamada-kun in a dress."
Yamada let out a heavy sigh. "Let's just get this over with." He went into his dressing room. The clothes has already been prepared. "You've got to be kidding me?" Yamada muttered under his breath. It was a one-piece, sleeveles dress where the top is gray, and the skirt is a darker shade of gray. Then, there's a long-sleeved blouse to be worn under the dress. "At least the other members won't be here today," he thought to himself.
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(3)
"Inoo, why are we dressed up like this? And why are we hiding?" Yamada asked, raising his eyebrows.
"Shhh~" Inoo said, placing his index finger at his lips. They were behind two big plants, inside a restaurant.
"Inoo-kun?!" Yamada said in a hushed voice.
"Nani?" Inoo replied in a whisper.
"Why are we in a dress?" Yamada was wearing a strapless dress, dark red in color.
"To blend in of course," Inoo turned to look at Yamada, binocular in his hand.
"WHAT THE HELL are you doing with that binocular?!"
Inoo answered by pointing at the table. "They are having a group date." And indeed, sitting at the table was the two BEST members, Takaki and Hikaru, and other ABC-Z members. In front of them were GIRLS and it looks like they were flirting.
Yamada understood what Inoo wanted to do. His own fire was burning as well. "How dare Yuuyan went on a group date!" he thought, forming plans to punish Takaki later. He takes noo's hand and said, "Inoo, let's go! We're gonna make this plan work!"
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(4)
"Dai-chan...WHY ME?!" Yamada asked, looking like he was about to cry.
Daiki blinked. "Well, you were the only one available."
"But why do you have to choose this anime?!" Yamada asked/yelled. "Y-YOU'RE A GUY! A-And..why are you watching Shugo Chara?! Y-You're...18!"
"Nothing will become a wall between me and my anime," Daiki said in a low, dangerous tone. Yamada looked at him with a surprised expression. Then, Daiki smiled. "Now, let's register ourselves for the cosplay competition, shall we?" Yamada could only nod as a reply.
"How did Dai-chan's mood change so fast?" Yamada thought.
"Come on, Yama-chan!" Daiki said, pulling Yamada's hand towards the counter. "We are going to do the best Tsukiyomi Ikuto and Hinamori Amu ever!"
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(5)
"Yabu-kun, do I really have to?" Yamada asked from inside the changing room, blushing.
"Yes," Yabu said. "Do you or do you not want to help Takaki get into his character?"
"I want to," Yamada answered.
"Then, THIS is necessary."
"But, it will do fine if I'm in normal clothes."
"Yama-chan, tell me...are you a girl, or a boy?" Yabu asked.
Yamada sighed. "A boy."
"And in the drama, is Takaki dancing with a boy?"
There was a pause, before Yamada answered, sighing, "No."
"Well then?"
Yamada finally gave up. "Alright, alright, but this is ONLY for Yuuyan," he said. Yamada went out of the changing room, wearing a yellow, spaghetti dress.
Yabu tried to hold his laughter. "Takaki could RAVISH you!"
Yamada blushed bright red. "YABU-KUN!!!"
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(1~)
"Yuto, I'll wait for you at the pool-side restaurant, okay?" Yamada said to Yuto, whose still taking a shower.
"Okay, Yama-chan!"
Yamada, Yuto, Keito and Chinen went to the country club Keito's dad a member of. They had just done swimming and was about to have dinner. After finished showering, Yuto went to his locker. "That's weird," he said. He searched in other lockers. "WHERE IS MY CLOTHES?!" Yuto pulled his hair. He was alone in the shower room. Everyone else had all gone to the restaurant. He didn't have his cell phone because his little brother broke it. When Yuto went into one of the changing rooms, he saw a dress; a black lolita dress. For some reason, Yuto could feel that Yamada and Chinen had something to do with this.
"Oh well~" Yuto said. He'd rather wear the dress than walking around the country club half-naked. When Yuto had put on the dress, he heard a voice from behind.
"Yuto?"
"Keito!" Yuto said surprised. He blushed, suddenly feeling self-conscious.
Keito was speechless for awhile before he smiled, saying, "So this is why Yama-chan and Chinen said I'm gonna like what I will see." Keito licked his lips, before walking towards Yuto and locking him in a long kiss.
4) 4th dress
5) 5th dress
6) Yuto's dress 
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